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But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? - Mary Astell
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married. - Megan Fox
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. - Michel de Montaigne
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Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. - Michel de Montaigne
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
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You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson
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One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life. - Napoleon Hill
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. - Ogden Nash
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
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In married life three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde
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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties - Oscar Wilde
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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life - Oscar Wilde
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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. - P. J. O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P. J. O'Rourke
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Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church. - Pope John Paul II
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You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate. - Pope John Paul II
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I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work. - Princess Diana
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There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. - Princess Diana
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What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy? - Princess Diana
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More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed. - Rainer Maria Rilke
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There may be good, but there are no pleasant marriages. - Rainer Maria Rilke
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. - Raymond Hull
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
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Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life. - Richard Bach
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President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves. - Richard M. Nixon
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I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. - Richard Pryor
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I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever. - Richard Pryor
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day. - Richard Pryor
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
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Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or 'the ability to vote with your feet.' If you don't support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - don't come to Texas. If you don't like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don't move to California. - Rick Perry
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost
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In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. - Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. - Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. - Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. - Rodney Dangerfield
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. - Rodney Dangerfield
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! - Rodney Dangerfield
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