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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly
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I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal
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There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. - C. S. Lewis
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A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have. - Cathy Guisewite
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I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married. - Cathy Guisewite
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I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain. - Cathy Guisewite
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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. - Chanakya
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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. - Charlie Sheen
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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. - Charlie Sheen
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. - Dave Barry
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Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. - David Ogilvy
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You must look within for value, but must look beyond for perspective. - Denis Waitley
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. - Dennis Miller
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? - Dennis Miller
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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. - Dennis Miller
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Never give an order that can't be obeyed. - Douglas MacArthur
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - E. E. Cummings
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Whenever we're afraid, it's because we don't know enough. If we understood enough, we would never be afraid. - Earl Nightingale
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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. - Eddie Cantor
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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. - Elbert Hubbard
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I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country. - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men, or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression. - Eleanor Roosevelt
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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
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I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? - Elizabeth Taylor
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Marriage is a great institution. - Elizabeth Taylor
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The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck. - Elvis Presley
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When I get married, it'll be no secret. - Elvis Presley
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck
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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. - Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz
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Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. - Francis Bacon
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Organic buildings are the strength and lightness of the spiders' spinning, buildings qualified by light, bred by native character to environment, married to the ground. - Frank Lloyd Wright
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Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms. - Franz Kafka
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When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. - George Bernard Shaw
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry. - George Bernard Shaw
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
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Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us. - George Bernard Shaw
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw
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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. - George Bernard Shaw
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What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married? - George Bernard Shaw
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Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty. - George Eliot
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Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest. - George Eliot
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I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman. - George W. Bush
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Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. - George W. Bush
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What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a stepping-stone or an end. What is marriage. - Gertrude Stein
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
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