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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. - Andy Rooney
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
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If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. - Benjamin Franklin
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DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience. - Bill Gates
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I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user. - Bill Gates
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I'm sorry that we have to have a Washington presence. We thrived during our first 16 years without any of this. I never made a political visit to Washington and we had no people here. It wasn't on our radar screen. We were just making great software. - Bill Gates
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If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG. - Bill Gates
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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. - Bill Gates
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Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness. - Bill Gates
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People everywhere love Windows. - Bill Gates
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Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back. - Bill Gates
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Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy. - Bill Gates
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The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. - Bill Gates
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There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft. - Bill Gates
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We are not even close to finishing the basic dream of what the PC can be. - Bill Gates
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When the PC was launched, people knew it was important. - Bill Gates
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Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes. - Bill Gates
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If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. - Bill Hicks
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Those who invoke history will certainly be heard by history. And they will have to accept its verdict. - Dag Hammarskjold
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. - Dan Quayle
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. - Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. - Dave Barry
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. - Dave Barry
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. - Dave Barry
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Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet. - Dennis Miller
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I write to understand as much as to be understood. - Elie Wiesel
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. - Erma Bombeck
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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. - Erma Bombeck
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. - Frank Zappa
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Both the American people and nations that censor the internet should understand that our government is committed to helping promote internet freedom. - Hillary Clinton
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. - Isaac Asimov
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Isaac Asimov
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. - Isaac Asimov
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I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type. - Jack Welch
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If you don't have a competitive advantage, don't compete. - Jack Welch
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The 1980s will seem like a walk in the park when compared to new global challenges, where annual productivity increases of 6% may not be enough. A combination of software, brains, and running harder will be needed to bring that percentage up to 8% or 9%. - Jack Welch
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The Internet is the Viagra of big business. - Jack Welch
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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. - Jeff Foxworthy
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Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world. - Jimmy Carter
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Educators take something simple and make it complicated. Communicators take something complicated and make it simple. - John C Maxwell
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Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F. Kennedy
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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
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It's an addiction... and addiction is something I should know something about. - Keith Richards
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The more the data banks record about each one of us, the less we exist. - Marshall McLuhan
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso
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Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.' - Peter Drucker
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Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter Drucker
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The computer is a moron. - Peter Drucker
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