Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009) Movie / Film Quotes and Dialogues - Quotesmin.com
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Jedediah: [to Kahmunrah] Two words come to mind when I hear you speak: delusional and weirdo. And If I had to pick a third... goofy. Just plain goofy.
Note : Owen Wilson as Jedediah
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Jedediah: [to the fleeing Underworld army] Adios, Birdbrains!
Note : Owen Wilson as Jedediah
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General Custer: We're Americans. We don't plan, we do!
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Kahmunrah: [when the tablet doesn't open] I'm afraid Mother and Father might have slightly changed the combination on me.
Note : Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah
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Kahmunrah: [to Darth Vader] Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! (Vader is trying to force choke kamunrah) What is this? (Kahmunrah imitates the gesture) You've lost me. Can I give you advice? Just simplify; there's just too much going on. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. Sorry. Goodbye.
Note : Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah
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Kahmunrah: (When his army of the Hawkmen gets wiped out by Lincoln) Well, this is awkward.
Note : Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah
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Dialogue:
Larry: I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
Brundon: No, we don't.
Larry: No?
Brundon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
Note : Ben Stiller as Larry Daley and Jonah Hill as Brundon
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Dialogue:
Capone: How come you're wearing a dress?
Kahmunrah: It's not a dress. It's called a tunic. It was the latest fashion in 3000 B.C. Are there any other questions?
Ivan: About this dress, do we have to wear one too?
Kahmunrah: No. I've already explained to Mr. Al Capone. It's not not a dress; it's called a tunic. There's quite a difference.
Note : Jon Bernthal as Al Capone, Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah and Christopher Guest as Ivan the Terrible
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Larry: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something, but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love, with the people you love, isn't it?
Teddy: Well, I was going to say physical exercise, but the love thing's good.
Kahmunrah: [defeated by Larry] What are you?
Larry: I'm the nightguard.
[he pushes Kahmunrah into the Underworld]
Kahmunrah: NO!!!
Note : Ben Stiller as Larry Daley, Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt, Ben Stiller as Larry Daley and Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah
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Dialogue:
Tuskegee Airman 2: Ma'am, I'd just like to thank you.
Earhart: For what?
Tuskegee Airman 2: Well, a lot of people didn't think we could fly, either. Thanks for clearing the runway. [salutes]
Note : Craig Robinson as Tuskegee Airman 2 and Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart
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Dialogue:
Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry: I have no idea.
Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
Note : Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart and Ben Stiller as Larry Daley
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Dialogue:
[after defeating Kahmunrah]
Custer: The Battle of the Smithsonian. The greatest battle the world will never know.
Larry: We'll know.
Note : Bill Hader as George Armstrong Custer and Ben Stiller as Larry Daley
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