My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) Movie / Film Quotes and Dialogues - Quotesmin.com
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Aunt Voula: [after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely] Disgusting! Be a lady!
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: [upon learning Ian is a vegetarian] What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? [The entire room stops, in shock. We hear plates break and there are gasps.] ...That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb.
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: [to Ian's parents] Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bibopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal column. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. [Ian's parents are horrified. Voula grabs a drink and toasts.] Opa!!
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: [Watching Ian dance at the reception] Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Aunt Voula: [Telling Ian's Family] Look, this is what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
Note : Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
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Toula: [narrating] When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate. And I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Toula: [narrating] In Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Toula: [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek and that any ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy could be cured with Windex.
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Toula: [narrating] Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Toula: Ma, you gonna make me swallow my tongue!
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Toula: [seeing herself in her wedding gown for the first time] I'm a snow beast!
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Gus Portokalos: Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks.
Note : Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos
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Gus Portokalos: [to Ian's parents] Welcome to my home. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. And here, my brother George, his wife Freda, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nikki, and I am Gus.
Note : Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos
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Gus Portokalos: [at the wedding reception] Hello. Welcome to the Portokalos family and welcome the-the Miller family. I-I was thinking last night, um, the night before my-my daughter was gonna marry, uh, I-an Miller, that, um, you know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word Milo, which is mean apple, there you go. As many of you know, our name Portokalos is come from the Greek word Portokali, which means orange. So, okay, here tonight we have, uh, apple and orange... we all different, but, in the end, we all fruit.
Note : Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos
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Maria: [to young Nick] Niko! Don't play with your food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!
Note : Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos
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Maria: No queen size, they make me look fat.
Note : Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos
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Maria: I gave you life so that you could live it.
Note : Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos
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Greek School Teacher: Nikos has one goat.
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Nick: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. [serious] If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
Note : Gia Carides as Cousin Nikki
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[First lines]
Gus: [to Toula] You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
Toula: [narrating] My dad has been saying that to me since I was fifteen. Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone until the day we die.
Note : Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos and Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos
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Gus: Now, gimme a word, any word, and I'll show you how the root of that word is Greek. Okay? How about arachnophobia? Arachna, that comes from the Greek word for spider, and phobia is a phobia, is mean fear. So, fear of spider, there you go.
Schoolgirl: Okay, Mr. Portokalos. How about the word kimono?
Young Athena: [whispers] Good one.
Gus: Kimono, kimono, kimono. Ha! Of course! Kimono is come from the Greek word himona, is mean winter. So, what do you wear in the wintertime to stay warm? A robe. You see: robe, kimono. There you go!
Note : Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos and Stavroula Logothettis as Athena Portokalos
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Toula: [narrating] A couple more years went by, and Dad brought his mother over from Greece to live with us. Because we weren't weird enough.
Yiya: [spoken in Greek] Listen up, ugly Turk. You're not kidnapping me!
[Gus laughs and tries to hug her, but Yiyia suddenly hits him and runs out the door. Maria and Gus chase after her.]
Gus: Mama, please! The Greeks and the Turks friends now!
Toula: [narrating] We told my grandma the war was over, but she still slept with a knife under her pillow.
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos and Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos
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Toula: [narrating] If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
Aunt Voula: Taki, you couldn't wait for me?
Taki: [whispers] Sorry, sorry.
Aunt Voula: Sorry, sorry. Don't sorry me. Ugh. Look at this, a rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Gus: Put some Windex on. [sprays Windex on her rash]
Aunt Voula: Ohh Gus, please, please!
Gus: Voula, this works! Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Taki: [looks very interested]
Aunt Voula: [very disgusted] So why you not wait for me?
Taki: 'Cause, he wants to talk.
Note : Nia Vardalos as Fotoula Toula Portokalos, Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula and Michael Constantine as Kostas Gus Portokalos
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