Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) Movie / Film Quotes and Dialogues - Quotesmin.com
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ACME Chairman: Are you all monkeys yet? [is struck by a blast from Blue Monkey Diamond]
Note : Steve Martin as Mr. Luther J. Chairman
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ACME Chairman: We cannot let the good guys win this time, people!
Note : Steve Martin as Mr. Luther J. Chairman
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[Bugs Bunny is fishing from a boat in the back seat of studio exec Kate Houghton's flooded Alfa Romeo.]
Bugs: Hey, what do ya know? I found Nemo!
Note : Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny
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Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!
Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.
Shaggy: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'ma coming after ya!
Scooby-Doo: Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Snarl!
[he growls viciously at Lillard]
Note : Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers, Matthew Lillard as Himself and Frank Welker as Scooby Doo
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[Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzalez chat in the cafeteria.]
Porky: Eh, f-first they tell me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny! [sighs] It's a pain in the butt, being p-p-p-politically correct.
Speedy: You're telling me.
Note : Bob Bergen as Porky Pig and Eric Goldberg as Speedy Gonzalez
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D.J.: There's a man there! He's got a woman! She's tied up in a burlap sack and he's taking her to the Eiffel Tower!
Pepe Le Pew: Ah, eet eez Spring, eez eet not?
Note : Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake
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[D.J. and Daffy Duck drive to Las Vegas.]
D.J.: I'm not a security guard! For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money.
Daffy: Um-hmm.
D.J.: What I really do is... I'm... I'm a... I'm a stuntman.
Daffy: Hah! You, a stuntman? Please!
D.J.: I am! Did you see those Mummy movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is.
[Daffy rolls his eyes, complete with cartoon sound effect]
D.J.: Oh, no, you couldn't stand that! One day, he decides to say, "No-no-no! The Bren-Master does all his own stunts"!
Note : Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake and Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[We get our first view of the ACME boardroom and its members.]
Chairman: This is unacceptable! We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME sneakers - not when three-year-olds work for so much less!
[The VPs jump for their buzzers. VP Child Labor hits his first. The Chairman points to him.]
Chairman: Yes?
VP Child Labor: But, sir. They require naps.
Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups!
Note : Steve Martin as Mr. Luther J. Chairman and Vernon Wells as Acme VP, Child Labor
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[At the Wooden Nickel, diva Dusty Tails changes while she talks about her career.]
Dusty: I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. It's really hard for me to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids!
[She comes out wearing a shiny black-leather catsuit.]
Dusty: Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advanced weapons training?
Daffy: [gives a wolf-whistle] How many galoshes died to make that little number?
Note : Heather Locklear as Dusty Tails and Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[Dusty Tails gives Daffy a playing card]
Daffy: This is not a king-sized diamond. This is a Queen of Diamonds! What kind of sick joke is this?!
Note : Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[D.J. tries to take the Mona Lisa Queen of Diamonds playing card from Dusty, who instead slips it inside her outfit]
Dusty: That is so sweet! You, trying to take over for your father. These evil forces, they're bad people!
Daffy: Relax, sister! I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"!
[Daffy opens the door and finds himself facing a lit cannon.]
Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, Duck!
Daffy: "Fear: Noun. A state of terror". Aaaah!
Note : Heather Locklear as Dusty Tails and Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[Yosemite Sam chases D.J. and Daffy through the Wooden Nickel casino, guns a-blazin'…]
Yosemite Sam: Come back here, ya card-carryin' cuy-ote!
[… and slips on a banana peel.]
Yosemite Sam: Yikes! Ooooh! Dad-burned slapstick cliché!
Note : Jeff Bennett as Yosemite Sam
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Foghorn Leghorn: (to D.J.) Card, sir?
D.J.: Hit me.
Foghorn Leghorn: Don't-- I say, don't 'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
Note : Jeff Bennett as Foghorn Leghorn and Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake
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[Daffy and D.J. finally escape the Wooden Nickel]
Daffy: I say we do Cirque de Soleil and call it a night.
[D.J. makes a mad dash for his car]
Daffy: How 'bout the Liberace Museum?
Note : Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[Jeff Gordon, dressed in racer gear, has his No. 24 DuPont Rainbow Car brought around, only to be interrupted.]
Yosemite Sam: Outta the way, fancy boy! I'm a-commandeerin' this here clown car.
Note : Jeff Bennett as Yosemite Sam
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[Kate and Bugs drive through the streets of Las Vegas, looking for Daffy.]
Kate: There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas! We are never gonna find that duck.
[Suddenly, Daffy runs into the street and is promptly plastered onto the windshield. Kate gasps.]
Bugs: Hee-hee. Daff never misses a cue.
[D.J. arrives, peels off Daffy, and tosses him into the back seat, upside down, next to Bugs.]
Bugs: Eh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy: Don't you start with me.
[D.J. notices Kate in the driver's seat of the car]
D.J.: You!
Kate: You!
Daffy: [to Bugs] You!
Bugs: Him?
Daffy: Her!
Bugs and Daffy: Them!
Note : Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton, Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake
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[Driving alongside the good guys, Nasty Canasta lights a stick of dynamite to throw into their car.]
Kate: Dynamite?! Who has dynamite?!
Daffy: [scoffs] Welcome to my world.
Note : Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton, Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[The good guys take off, leaving the bad guys with the lit dynamite.]
Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window! Throw it out! THROW IT OUT!
Canasta: But innocent people could be hurt.
Yosemite Sam: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!
Smith: It'll send the wrong message to children!
Yosemite Sam: GIMME THE--!
[dynamite explodes]
Yosemite Sam: Ooh!
Note : Jeff Bennett as Yosemite Sam, Nasty Canasta and Bill Goldberg as Mr. Bob Smith
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[just before the heroes' flying car crashes, it stops a few feet above the desert ground]
Bugs: Ha! Outta gas.
[fade to black]
Kate: What?! It doesn't work like that!
[Cut back to car, which smashes into the ground; fade to black again]
Bugs: Thanks, Toots.
Note : Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny and Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton
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[In the desert, D.J. spots a Wal-Mart store, rippling in the heat]
D.J.: Hey, look at that!
Bugs: Is it a mirage, or just product placement?
Daffy: Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices!
[Daffy runs toward the image.]
Daffy: Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your product name here! Woo-hoo-hoo!
DJ: [to Kate] Is this your idea?
[She opens her mouth to object, then gets defensive.]
Kate: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.
[D.J. shares his disappointed look with the audience; later, the intrepid adventurers depart the desert Wal-Mart with beverages]
Bugs: Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages in retoin for us saying "Wal-Mart" so many times.
Note : Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake, Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton
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[Wile E. Coyote observes the heroes trudging through the desert.]
Bugs: I told ya we shoulda made that left toin at Albuqwirky.
Daffy: Don't start that again!
Note : Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
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[Inside the Area 52 lab, chief spy-scientist Mother talks to the DJ et al.]
Mother: This isn't about the giant ants, is it?
Kate: Giant... ants?
Mother: 'Cause they're not really ants... anymore.
[Mother drinks from a flask of blue liquid.]
D.J.: Tell me about the Blue Monkey.
[She spews her beverage on D.J.]
Mother: How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?
D.J.: My dad told me.
Mother: What is the point of making them pinky-swear?!
Note : Joan Cusack as Mother, Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton and Brendan Fraser as D.J. Drake
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[Marvin leads a horde of escaped creatures, including Daleks.]
Daffy: Yikes! Illegal aliens!
Note : Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
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[At the Louvre, as Daffy grabs the playing-card lens, Elmer Fudd jams his shotgun into the back of Daffy's head.]
Elmer: I'll take that!
Bugs: Em, what gives, Doc? We made thoity-five pictures together.
Elmer: Well, as it tuwns out, I'm secwetwy evil.
Daffy: [snorts] That's showbiz for ya!
Elmer: Now, make with the card, so I can pwease my dark masters!
Note : Billy West as Elmer Fudd and Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
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[Bugs and Daffy enter the Persistence of Memory painting to evade Elmer Fudd. Elmer follows, enters, and takes aim, until his gun melts, remaining true to the theme of the painting. Bugs and Daffy laugh at him and run off, but they too start melting.]
Daffy: Well, this is surreal.
Elmer: [Voice fading, and producing icons that represent each word he says] Stop, or I'll fire!
[Attempts to take aim again]
Bugs and Daffy: [Both voices are fading] Yipe!
[Elmer fires, but the bullets are only propelled a few inches away. Elmer starts to melt completely out of shape. Bugs and Daffy make their way to the next painting through the wallpaper]
Note : Billy West as Elmer Fudd and Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
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