I, Robot (2004) Movie / Film Quotes and Dialogues - Quotesmin.com
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Detective Del Spooner: Do I look like I care what you think? DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK?!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Dr. Alfred Lanning: Lanning (on Police Recording): Ever since the first computers, there have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul?
Hologram of Dr. Lanning: I'm sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
Hologram of Dr. Lanning: That, Detective, is the "right question."
Note : James Cromwell as Dr. Alfred Lanning
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Detective Del Spooner: [Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [To the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del. Spooner: Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [Sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [Two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, hell no!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin upon realizing that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning] Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. You're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [A security guard starts to push Spooner foreward by his shoulder] So, what hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts. [The guard lets go of Spooner's shoulder]
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6 foot 200 pound civilian. Here to kick another civilian's ass.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin] You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004.
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [When VIKI-controlled NS-5's are attacking him in the underground transit system] Get off my CAR!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: Sonny, save Calvin!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: You have so got to die! [injects the nanites into VIKI]
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Detective Del Spooner: [to Sonny] Calvin's fine, save me!
Note : Will Smith as Det. Del Spooner
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Susan Calvin: [About Spooner's motorcycle] Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!
Note : Bridget Moynahan as Dr. Susan Calvin
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Susan Calvin: [To Spooner] You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!
Note : Bridget Moynahan as Dr. Susan Calvin
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Susan Calvin: Are you being funny?
Note : Bridget Moynahan as Dr. Susan Calvin
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Sonny: [To Spooner] What...am I?
Note : Alan Tudyk as Sonny
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Sonny: Thank you... you said "someone", not "something.", [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"]
Note : Alan Tudyk as Sonny
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