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Kevin McCallister: This is my house! I have to defend it!
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister
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Kevin McCallister: I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister
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Kevin: I made my family disappear! [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before]
Megan: Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff: Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate: There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin: [smiles] I made my family disappear.
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, Hillary Wolf as Megan McCallister, Angela Goethals as Linnie McCallister, Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister, Michael C. Maronna as Jeff McCallister, Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister and Gerry Bamman as Frank McCallister
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Kevin: The third floor?
Kate: Go.
Kevin: It's scary up there.
Kate: Don't be silly. Fuller'll be up in a little while.
Kevin: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate: Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister
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Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin: I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck!
Kate: Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate: I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin: No, I wouldn't.
Kate: Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: I hope that I never see any of you jerks again! [runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door]
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister
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[in the basement, while Kevin gathers laundry, he suddenly imagines the furnace lighting and moving by itself]
Furnace: Hello, Kevin! [laughs, but Kevin is not frightened]
Kevin: Shut up! [the furnace stops]
Note : Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister
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Johnny: Who is it?
Snakes: It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here.
Snakes: All right, Johnny. But what about my money?
Johnny: What money?
Snakes: Acey said ya had some dough for me.
Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Snakes: Acey said 10%.
Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: Whattaya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs, takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey! I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [pulls out his Tommy Gun] I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full o' lead!
Snakes: [about to leave] All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm goin'!
Johnny: 1... 2... 10! [opens fire at Snakes and laughs maniacally] Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Note : Ralph Foody as Johnny and Michael Guido as Snakes
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