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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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I can live for two months on a good compliment.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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