Bauernregeln ProverbsRating Mail
If the fowl are flat as plaster,
the tractor was a little faster.
Note : Lit.: "If the chickens are flat as plates, the tractor must have been faster than they were."
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Chickens dead down in the cellar,
means in springtime--salmonella!
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When farmer drinks and drives his tractor,
he becomes a danger factor.
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Farmers who drink too much beer,
often try to milk a steer!
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If the farmer has cold hands,
the milkcow bolts for foreign lands.
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When the rain comes slantwise in,
it means the cow gets a damp chin.
Note : Lit.: "If the rain comes in slantwise (ie, not straight from the front but at an angle), the cow will get a wet horn."
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A red stockinged farmer is a sure sign,
that it will either rain--or shine.
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When rooster crows from dungheap's top
Weather will soon change--or not.
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When farmer's seen crowing atop the manure
most often the shrink comes too late for a cure.
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When soup is covered with strange fluff,
the farmer's wife must have dandruff.
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What mean hailstones in the soup?
You have a hole there in your roof.
Note : Lit.: "When it hails in the soup, the roof is probably nailed down quite poorly."
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The sun arises in the west,
means farmer's compass needs a test.
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When in Winter stands the cotton,
it was prob'ly just forgotten.
Note : Lit.: "When the grain is still standing in winter, it was probably forgotten."
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When the farmer's head's a blank,
his farm belongs soon to the bank.
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The man drinks, the horse slurps--
In Bavaria it's just reversed.
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Each spring learn cattle with a thud--
not every bull becomes a stud.
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When the farmer loads his gun,
his wife's complaining is soon done.
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When the maid sings on the prairie,
every cow craves harikari.
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When farmer joins nude clubs with ease,
it's caused by high farm subsidies.
Note : No, mistranslation - this means just the opposite, farmer's son not having money for clothes due to low subsidies!
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When the maid saw farmer nude,
she felt like throwing up her food.
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If farmer falls dead off his tractor,
he must be near a nuclear reactor.
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